Launched on Klik.Finance with LP automatically locked by the launchpad, the contract is safe, the LP is safe and $ETH69 is an unmistakable gem ticker, its existence is a call to action for all mankind.

@Thethicksluggar is the team lead, he is known as the owner of “Crackhouse Mansion Calls” TG channel. with 700+ subscribers and is a well known expert it the field of Titty biology and a natural born leader.

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History of people and Eternal Titty Heaven

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In the realm of human neurobiology, it is an undeniable fact that the male brain is wired to respond to Tittys with a near-automatic surge of neural activity. The sight of Tittys triggers the brain’s reward center. This is a hardwired neurophysiological response, a cornerstone of human evolutionary biology. You do not have a choice, your brain is wired so that you will automatically enjoy ETH69. The code is $ETH69.

In this light, the concept of “Eternal Titty Heaven” is not a whimsical notion; it is built into the fundamental structure of who we are as people.

Eternal Titty Heaven is the heart of a deep-seated drive that stretches back through prehistoric art 25000 years ago (like with the Venus of Willendorf) and continues today in the digital age. With the advent of $ETH69, we have taken the essence of human nature, we have unlocked the ancient code that humanity has subconsciously pursued for millennia. It’s a matter-of-fact, the culmination of a timeless neurological journey. You have been looking for Eternal Titty Heaven all your life, perhaps even without knowing it and today you fulfil your destiny by joining us. The code is $ETH69 and the destination is Eternal Titty Heaven. Welcome home, welcome to Titty Heaven. The Venus of Willendorf (ETH69) is at least 25000 years old. (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venus_of_Willendorf) This is indisputable proof that mankind has always been searching for Eternal Titty Heaven. The code is $ETH69 the dream is real, join if you believe in Tits.

Tokenomics

0x698c9b30F07C7EA1084B76CA2ec54E1758570eeE
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Symbol

$ETH69

Supply

1,000,000,000

Tax

0 / 0

How To Buy

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Create a wallet

download metamask or your wallet of choice from the app store or google play store for free. Desktop users, download the google chrome extension by going to metamask.io.

Get Some ETH

have ETH in your wallet to switch to $ETH69. If you don’t have any ETH, you can buy directly on metamask, transfer from another wallet, or buy on another exchange and send it to your wallet.

Go to Uniswap

connect to Uniswap. Go to app.uniswap.org in google chrome or on the browser inside your Metamask app. Connect your wallet. Paste the $ETH69 token address into Uniswap, select Pepe, and confirm. When Metamask prompts you for a wallet signature, sign.

Switch ETH for $ETH69

switch ETH for $ETH69. We have ZERO taxes so you don’t need to worry about buying with a specific slippage, although you may need to use slippage during times of market volatility.

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